Retail Dude

I keep reading, here, there, everywhere, that most women hate snoring men! More so when they fall asleep on bed, just after a nice mating activity. Many a lady has voiced strong opinions against such predictable slumps, Viagra after-effects notwithstanding. Read somewhere, last week that a new drug will soon chalenge Viagra’s virility span, which I am told, irritatingly keeps it on it’s toes, long after the snoring commences! So, now men can safely turn sides too, without damaging vital organs, during their much hated post-coital slumber. Amazing!

Somehow, having said that, the world economy also seems to be in a similar stupor!

The assisted economic erections had a very long orgy indeed. Don’t ask me who bedded whom, but it seems that the “receivers” of such seedy whitewash far exceeds the donors, in number!

As a matter of fact, many actually enjoyed the incoming traffic. Blissfully unaware of the possible consequences.

Now that the big boys have turned over & are on the verge of snoring, many a receivers have snapped out of their trances, tried douching up their overly leveraged innards and have scrambled to search for the safest morning-after pill.

Now, just see how we have stumbled across a great marketing idea!

The new Viagra should be bundled with a morning-after-pill & the latest anti-snoring patch released by J&J.

Post-coitals will never be same again! Hopefully!  Hail the bounce-back ye mankind.

We shall again “over-come”.

- Arnab

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